Is Les Miles going to Texas? Satire

Unconfirmed reports reveal Les Miles' agent, George Bass of Dallas, is shopping his client around. Bass is quoted as saying Miles feels "...the grass is greener". There are any number of ways this could be interpreted. The obvious is more pay as Texas fans and more importantly rich Texas boosters want Texas to be relevant again. He may be under unique pressure at LSU and doesn't feel appreciated enough.

Digging a little deeper, there could be a literal interpretation of this quote. Les Miles' taste in grass is legendary. He is a connoisseur  of turf grass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBd63JMFRv4

What if Miles is leaving LSU for greener pastures? Another unconfirmed report shows The University of Texas athletic department has been replacing their grass with a nutrient rich turf that has more flavor and color. When asked why field turf is being used with taste as a major factor, the head grounds keeper said "no comment".

While there are no confirmed facts, we can connect the dots. Les Miles's agent is from Texas. Les Miles likes to eat grass. Is Texas trying to lure Les Miles away from LSU with grass?

Satire, no true